An Interview With Myself

Hello, for those people unfamiliar, please introduce yourself.
Hey, I'm Lily. An 18 year old originally from Manchester but currently studying Broadcast Journalism at the University of Leeds.

How refreshingly normal! And how are you today?
Erm, to be honest I'm pretty shitty. Feeling rather ill so I'm surviving off copious amounts of green tea with some super noodles thrown in for good measure.

Green tea, very edgy.
Not really, I would have normal tea but I don't want to go get any milk in case I run into my flatmates.

Do you not get along?
No, we get along fine, just couldn't handle the awkward conversation I would have to make. And I don't think I have any milk left anyway.

Hashtag student problems! Am I right? Anyway tell us about your blog. 
Yeh, right. Well I started it today. Have had a few affairs with blogger before but they all turned out to be short-lived. Hopefully this one will stick.

How about you tell us how you thought of the name, 'Call The Crocodile'. Unusual, no?
Well the first time I went to my favourite restaurant in Leeds, on the bottom of the bill the waiter had written "Never call the crocodile saw mouth until you've crossed the river". Thought it was good advice for life. Not that I'd call the crocodile saw mouth once I've crossed the river, name calling is hurtful.

Word!
Word?

I'm afraid that's all we've got time for today, but good luck in the future. Peace and blessings.
Err, cheers.